CAVE JOHNSON.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Fine, ladies first.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

So these two girls have a cup .

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Asian women drivers...

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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