- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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