Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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I am quite mature.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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