- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

yeyeyeyeye live action

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Homo say what?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??