Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

The Qur'an

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Anti Joke

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