- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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