- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Knock Knock The doors already open

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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