Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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haha

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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are you gay does your mom know

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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