why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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