yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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