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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

The duck didn't cross the road.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

tea with milk?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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