- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

An Asian person drove home safely.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you end a sentence

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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