What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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