- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

im telling maguire

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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