- Anti Joke

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.