Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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