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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Sixty... eight

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!