What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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