What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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ejaculation JLR

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Jeff

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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