- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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