What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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