How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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