What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

im gay

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

scientology.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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