Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What? Yes.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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