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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what are three short words? i a am

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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