What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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