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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ross.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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