why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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