Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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