- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Female Orgasms

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

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