What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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