- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

SUCK MY NUTS

Mogok Papiti.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Women's rights

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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