Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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