What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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it was all Tagart

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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