- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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