As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Canadians

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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