How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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breasts

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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