- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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