- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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