- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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