- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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