- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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