- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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