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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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