Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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