Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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