A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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