- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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silver bullet?

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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