- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Boxing on Boxing Day

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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