What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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