Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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