I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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the economy.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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