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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

why girl die cancer

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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