- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

an ethopian thanksgiving

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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