Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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