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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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