Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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