Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

24

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...