- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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