- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

antonis sister is mighty fine

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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