- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

WOw you have no life

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Anyone can post anything.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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