- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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