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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

The duck didn't cross the road.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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