Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Eric is gay Ha

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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I'm Polish.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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hi dave

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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