- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Women's rights

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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