- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Communism hehe xd

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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