A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Sam Hengal.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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