- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Hello penis

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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