A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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