Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Bitch

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Your mother is average.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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