- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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