- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Christ is a conspiracy

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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