- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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