Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

I walk into a bar...

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

this website even though its hilarious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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