- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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