- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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