- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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