While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Nobody cares maddie!

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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