- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

European on my shoes, buddy.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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