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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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