While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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