- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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