Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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