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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

I don't believe in giraffes.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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