- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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