- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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