- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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