- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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