yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Justin Beiber

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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