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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

you give like i give lomain

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

read me write me

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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