- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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