Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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