- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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