- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Women's rights.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What comes after 69? mouthwash

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.