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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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