- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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