Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock Knock.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Ehh

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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