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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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