what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

A black man has a job.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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