Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Pickle

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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