How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A Duck walks into a bar.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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