- Anti Joke

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back