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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Yo Mama just died.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

mitchell palmer sucks

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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