A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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