What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Chuck Norris.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

38 studio's new game... Finance City

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

kennah campion when she talks

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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