roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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justin beiber sucks

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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