- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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