- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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