- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's the difference between a duck?

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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