Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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My dad

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Your sex life.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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