How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning