Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

when debbie meets downer

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

thumb_up thumb_down +15

When you have read this, you've already read it.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the fish fly It didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

thumb_up thumb_down +15

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops