- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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