Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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where's mom I killed her

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I went to work today....

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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