- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Chicken

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

A seal walks into a club.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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