- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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