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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.