- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Guest what in the butt

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

The GOV and the WHO?

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

im telling maguire

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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