- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Robin, get in the car!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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