- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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