- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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