- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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