This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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