- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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