- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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