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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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