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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

say it ten times fast: oh

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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