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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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