- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

PICKLES

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

KILL WHITEY

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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