- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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