A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Major League Soccer

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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