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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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