What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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