how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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