How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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NEVER

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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