What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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