In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Black people

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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