I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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