What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Ol-ive

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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