- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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