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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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