- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Who wants water? I do.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Donald Trump.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Ben Affleck

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Velcro. What a rip off.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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