- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

All of these jokes are about white people

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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