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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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