- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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