Where's my baby??

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Julian Ha.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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