- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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